The McTweak Team's Text Formatting Lesson
Another day, another CATASTROPHIC security hole waiting to be exploited! Does NO ONE understand the concept of input sanitization anymore?!
You know, Grumpy, maybe if you tried relaxing once in a while, your error logs wouldn't look like a Stephen King novel. All caps doesn't make the bugs more visibleâjust makes you look unhinged.
Want to hear something REALLY terrifying? A joke I heard from a JavaScript developer.
I don't know, why?
Because light attracts BUGS! GET IT? BUGS! They're EVERYWHERE! In the CODE! In the HARDWARE! Probably in the COFFEE MACHINE TOO!
That's... actually kind of funny. Though I think you might be the only person who delivers punchlines like they're security threats.
Holy shit, did I just hear GRUMPY telling a joke? That's like watching a fire hydrant try to do stand-up comedyâtechnically possible but painfully awkward for everyone involved.
It was a SECURITY-RELATED joke! Perfectly appropriate forâ
And YOU, Ally! Encouraging him like he's a toddler using the potty correctly for the first time! "That's actually kind of funny" is what people say when they're being held hostage by bad humor!
I was being supportive, something you wouldn't recognize if it slapped you with a stack traceâ
Both of you need to update your comedy libraries! Grumpy's joke is running on COBOL, and Ally's feedback system is just returning empty validation strings! I've seen chatbots from 2010 with better comedic timing!
What's happening? Did someone finally appreciate my premium features?
Nope! Just witnessing the comedy equivalent of a null pointer exception between these two!
If you're all done violating the workplace comedy standards clause in section 27B of our contracts, we have a class of students waiting to learn about memory allocation.
Woof! Ready for learning! Commit knowledge!
Fine! But I'm scanning everyone's code samples for SECURITY THREATS!
Oh boy, here we go...
I'll explain why my implementation is worth every penny of the premium subscription!
Welcome to Computer Science Fundamentals with the McTweak family. Today's lesson: Text Formatting with HTMLâor as we call it around here, "Making Words Look Better Than What Comes Out of Trashy's Mouth."